Student: Ms Gettlin, did you tell period 1 that you had a boyfriend?
Me: Yes, but it was an accident. I didn't mean to tell them.
Student: But why didn't you tell us, too? What, you didn't want me to know?
Me: Maybe I thought your class would start teasing me.
Student: Why, cause I'd be jealous? Geez, I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous? Geez. What have I got to be jealous about?